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Danzig / Dairy Queen Mashup478 viewsFishnet armsock - check
Posing hard as fuck in front of a Buns & Roses poster - check
Kentucky style missing slat in the Venetian Blinds - check
Round like a ball - check
poseurJun 19, 2013
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I need you to put more than a bag over your head575 viewsInsert your entire upper torso into this exercise ball. Bend your knees just a little bit. Now stand next to these balloons. Perfect!poseurJun 07, 2013
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Gay Comedy592 viewsTragedy indeed. You got tagged up by the only thespian in the entire prison. Enjoy the rest of your gay stay.poseurJun 07, 2013
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Hen Faire999 viewsWe have a rare glimpse of the gothic hen in her natural habitat ... the grassy knolls aside graveyards. Watch as she laid her dark eggs.poseurJun 07, 2013
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Give your imaginary midget rave BFF a hug2949 viewsYou think you look so cool. Take just one frame out of that ecstasy-addled rave you attended, and you'll see just how retarded you really are. No hallucinogenic vision quest of self-discovery required. poseurJul 13, 2011
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Separated at birth?2799 viewsQueen Elizabeth / The MaskposeurMay 01, 2011
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Thigh fat vagina3308 viewsI bet my next bus fare on the fact that this bitch is rockin' it commando.poseurJan 10, 2011
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Lycra Bear2931 viewsGandalf Pedobear is lounging in his Kentucky lair of seduction rocking the lycra mansuit.poseurJan 03, 2011
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Shitstain cover-up3054 viewsThe bad news is, when you're 70, this will look like a huge shit smear. The good news is no one will want to see your ass when you're 70.poseurOct 18, 2010

Category Albums Files
Do's & Don'tsAdmin's Favorites.
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Do's


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Images we actually like.

10 files, last one added on Jun 27, 2010
Album viewed 614 times

Don'ts


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Examples of extreme don'tness.

16 files, last one added on Jun 06, 2010
Album viewed 1710 times

 

 

2 albums on 1 page(s)

Poser GalleriesGalleries of Vampireposers.com v2.0
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Member Posers


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Members of the site upload their own photos.

142 files, last one added on Dec 18, 2008
Album viewed 372 times

Makeup Disasters


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Did you fall down in the makeup aisle @ WalMart again?

72 files, last one added on Feb 22, 2009
Album viewed 1265 times

Costume Tards


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Featuring some of the more ridiculous cries for help in the form of outfits.

148 files, last one added on Mar 28, 2010
Album viewed 1699 times

ICP Vamp Smacked Asses


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'los and 'lettes make me 'laff.

46 files, last one added on Aug 24, 2010
Album viewed 1173 times

Ren Faire Idiots


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Ye olde merry faire tards.

26 files, last one added on Jan 03, 2011
Album viewed 190 times

Psi-Vamp Headcases


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Therapy cases who want to mind meld with you.

52 files, last one added on Jul 13, 2011
Album viewed 2629 times

MySpace Cadets


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We found you on MySpace, posing and snapping pics using all the MySpace angles.

79 files, last one added on Jan 20, 2010
Album viewed 1684 times

Black Metal Morons


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Behold 9 yr old metal n00bs in Halloween attire.

50 files, last one added on Sep 04, 2010
Album viewed 877 times

Bloody Messes


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Hep C wannabes taking chances with their juices.

18 files, last one added on Jan 06, 2008
Album viewed 4306 times

Buffet The Vampire Smorgasbords Slayer


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Fat Goths. Period.

76 files, last one added on Jun 19, 2013
Album viewed 13024 times

Boy or Girl


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Your guess is as good as ours.

31 files, last one added on Apr 13, 2010
Album viewed 1558 times

Celebrity Vampire Posers


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Celebrities roleplaying Goths.

57 files, last one added on May 01, 2011
Album viewed 4523 times

Your Ink Guy Fucked Up


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Don't try to pass off that sloppy jailhouse ink smear as art.

66 files, last one added on Jun 07, 2013
Album viewed 2592 times

WTF


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WTF pictures FTW

21 files, last one added on Jun 07, 2013
Album viewed 3767 times

Video/Audio Media


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Hilarious audio and video shite from across the internets.

7 files, last one added on Aug 23, 2007
Album viewed 1113 times

Familiars and Pests


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We're not cruel to animals, just animal owners.

17 files, last one added on Oct 22, 2008
Album viewed 1367 times

16 albums on 1 page(s)

Vampireposers.com v1.0Pictures from the original site. Nostalgia.
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v1 photos


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Unsorted photos from the old site.

806 files, last one added on Mar 01, 2006
Album viewed 106 times

 

 

 

1 albums on 1 page(s)

Member PosersThis category contains pictures of the members of this site. We can take a joke.
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1,750 files in 37 albums and 4 categories with 3,483 comments viewed 608,839 times

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The Wickedest Vampire of them All329 viewsHe sucks blood, he writes inspiring papers supporting torture and secret prisons. He eagerly stands for any position that opposes the aspirations of humanity. Lestat, bow to your master!!Love_Cartridge
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Don't Go Changin'497 views"To try to please me. Just wear thick, thick eyeshadow, fake eyebrows, lush lipstick, and ....

Here. Hold this in your teeth."
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Only In Florida495 viewsThey dial 911 to hail a taxi ride to the bar.1 commentsposeur